Even in this shitty economy, someone will have to buy the naming rights for the new Meadowlands Stadium next year. Seeing as no large corporations will have enough money to fund the exorbitant prices, here are my suggestions.
5. Carl Brutananadilewski Stadium
Name it after the greatest fan ever!
4. 18-1 Stadium
Giants fans should pool their money together (at least whats left over after buying the seat licenses) and buy the naming rights themselves. Hell, Jets fans were probably so pleased with the result they would want to join in on the action.
3. The Boss Stadium
Springsteen plays there so much, he should just buy the naming rights. Also then Kevin Boss would look that much cooler playing in “The Boss Stadium”
2. Halal Guys: 53rd and 6th Stadium
Seriously, these guys probably have more money than they know what to do with. I say, they should buy the naming rights and have only one food cart in the entire stadium.
1. New York Giants Stadium
The Giants should really buy the naming rights so that Jets fans can continue the agony of knowing that they play at Giants Stadium.
Thats more like it
And there is what some alternative?