“Gotcha” 3rd Grade Media

Can we make an addendum to the requirements of being a Vice President.

Art. 3, Sect. 14 viii: If you dont know what a Vice President actually does, YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE ONE!!!!

Please note, this question was from a Third Grader. Please to enjoy.

“They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better.”

Actually, thats horribly inaccurate. VP’s dont actually get in there with the senate, if there is a tie breaking vote, you cast it. You dont vote every time on all the policies.

If you went into a job interview, and were asked what the job was you were applying for, and got it wrong…….I’d wager you wouldnt have a job.

Who does John McCain look like more?

1. A Panting Dog

2. Darth Siddius

3. Gollum

4. A velociraptor

5. The Michelin Man

Beer Googles

Do you have a tendancy to send emails at 4 am that you will regret the next morning. Wish that someone would stop you before it happens?

Google has the answer!

Basically, it asks you a series of questions right before you send the email. If you can’t perform, it wont send. This isn’t an April Fools day stunt either. If you have Gmail, go to your settings and click on Labs and you can use this feature. My friend suggested that this should be expanded to cell phones. If only someone would make a program that would test you before you could activate it.

If they used cell phones in movies…

there would be alot of short movies.