01/09/09 Characters Emerge
So its been a while since anything has really come to light about the movie, however the UK Sun is reporting on a few characters that will be a part of the movie.
1. Jesus – Jesus will be a tall black model who wears a crown of thorns and a loin cloth. They don’t say what his role in the movie is, but my guess is he will be part of a fashion show, or he will be helping Bruno find the second character.
2. David – Apparently named after David Banda, Madonna’s adopted son, a “major piece of the plot” will be devoted to Bruno and his boyfriend traveling to Africa and adopting a son named David. Awesome.
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article2111709.ece
11/03/08 Bruno Comes to America
Sasha Cohen made his way to CA this weekend to protest Propostion 8, which would overturn the ruling on same-sex marriage. Its good that hes putting his work to good use. Apparently, he got swamped by fans and had to be pulled away soon after he arrived.
09/26/08 The Chicest Place in Ze World
MILAN!
According to Huffington Post,
Cohen interrupted the fashion show of designer Agatha Ruiz de la Prada in Milan making it onto the catwalk dressed as his Austrian model Bruno. Dressed in a black cloak, and a bizarre bundle of clothing, Cohen strutted down the catwalk past the shows’ models.
08/08/08 Southern Wrestling
Apparently, Sasha Cohen was in Little Rock a few days ago. He told promoters that they were throwing a “Blue Collar Brawlin’” Expo where “Straight Dave” would goad an audience member into a cage match with him. Instead “The two men stripped down to their underwear, kissed and rubbed on each other”. Well played.
http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/08/faked.fight.nights.ap/index.html
08/07/08 Welcome to Bruno Watch 09!
Here’s what we know so far.
1. The movie is rumored to be called “Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt”
2. The Release date is May 15, 2009.
3. He has already been seen
- Accosting Arnold
- Accosting a church – Rest of the story here.
- And Dancing in an airport
Check Back for more updates as they are found!
