“Gotcha” 3rd Grade Media

Can we make an addendum to the requirements of being a Vice President.

Art. 3, Sect. 14 viii: If you dont know what a Vice President actually does, YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE ONE!!!!

Please note, this question was from a Third Grader. Please to enjoy.

“They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better.”

Actually, thats horribly inaccurate. VP’s dont actually get in there with the senate, if there is a tie breaking vote, you cast it. You dont vote every time on all the policies.

If you went into a job interview, and were asked what the job was you were applying for, and got it wrong…….I’d wager you wouldnt have a job.

Who does John McCain look like more?

1. A Panting Dog

2. Darth Siddius

3. Gollum

4. A velociraptor

5. The Michelin Man

Sock Obama Doll, we hardly knew ye

So the makers of the “Sock Obama” doll have ceased to make the cutest, yet most racially insensitive doll, and thier PISSED about it. In a letter to the Salt Lake City Tribune they wrote,

We at TheSockObama Co. have some questions to pose. What’s really going on in America? In the good ol’ fashion spirit of entrepreneurialism ; free enterprise has been censored, and TheSockObama politically plush toy has been discriminated against in the marketplace of the United States of America.

What they don’t realize is that they weren’t censored. Nobody stopped them from making these dolls. Just a lot of people told them they were being subvertly racist and their manufacturer stopped making them. They are more than welcome to make them, they will just be viewed as slightly racist. Thats all.

http://www.sltrib.com/ci_9612582

Racism, in sock doll form

Sock Obama

If you cant tell who that is, its supposed to be Barack Obama……as a monkey.

http://thesockobama.com/