Internet Stinks Like Beer

Best Christian Bale Remixes

unkosher — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 15:49:58 +0000

So its been about a week since the Christian Bale freakout, so now is a good time to see what people on the internet have done to add insult to injury.

5. Tracy Jordan Freaks Out

NBC Video

4. TECHNO DANCE PARTY CHRISTIAN BALE!!!

3. Steven Colbert goes Bale

Comedy Central Video

2. David goes to see Christian Bale

1. Bill O’Reilly vs. Christian Bale

Sarah Palin’s Political Savvy

unkosher — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:04:02 +0000

So everyone thought that Sarah Palin would be better off without John McCain’s team running her political career. Well, at least they never set up an interview with her with turkey’s being killed in the background…..because she’s a maverick?

MAVERICK STYLE!

Guitar Hero on the Bike

unkosher — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:12:06 +0000

This is possibly the most epic Guitar Hero video ever. The planning that went into this must have taken forever.

I wish they had tried it on expert

George Foreman’s Oxymoron Machine

unkosher — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:12:16 +0000

George Foreman has put his seal of approval on a new product called “The Lean Mean Fryer”. Isn’t there something wrong with this statement. Fried food = fat. No matter how you do it. You are taking food, and putting it in oil/fat/fatty oils and cooking it.

Definition of an Oxy Moron

But apparently here’s the trick, it spins off the oil after the cooking. Which means if you go to KFC, and whip the piece of chicken around your head like a lasso for 2 minutes, you can cut the fat content in half. AMAZING!

“Gotcha” 3rd Grade Media

unkosher — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:25:59 +0000

Can we make an addendum to the requirements of being a Vice President.

Art. 3, Sect. 14 viii: If you dont know what a Vice President actually does, YOU AREN’T ALLOWED TO BE ONE!!!!

Please note, this question was from a Third Grader. Please to enjoy.

“They’re in charge of the U.S. Senate so if they want to they can really get in there with the senators and make a lot of good policy changes that will make life better.”

Actually, thats horribly inaccurate. VP’s dont actually get in there with the senate, if there is a tie breaking vote, you cast it. You dont vote every time on all the policies.

If you went into a job interview, and were asked what the job was you were applying for, and got it wrong…….I’d wager you wouldnt have a job.

Who does John McCain look like more?

unkosher — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:22:43 +0000

1. A Panting Dog

2. Darth Siddius

3. Gollum

4. A velociraptor

5. The Michelin Man

View This Poll

Beer Googles

unkosher — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 16:06:40 +0000

Do you have a tendancy to send emails at 4 am that you will regret the next morning. Wish that someone would stop you before it happens?

Google has the answer!

Basically, it asks you a series of questions right before you send the email. If you can’t perform, it wont send. This isn’t an April Fools day stunt either. If you have Gmail, go to your settings and click on Labs and you can use this feature. My friend suggested that this should be expanded to cell phones. If only someone would make a program that would test you before you could activate it.

If they used cell phones in movies…

unkosher — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 15:42:29 +0000

there would be alot of short movies.

Finally, the Waterfalls create good art

unkosher — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 21:02:53 +0000

May I present, a rap about Olafur Eliasson.

“Hungry for art, Ill be the waiter at your table/

Ive done more installations that Time Warner Cable.”

New Meadowlands Naming Rights

unkosher — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 17:05:39 +0000

Even in this shitty economy, someone will have to buy the naming rights for the new Meadowlands Stadium next year. Seeing as no large corporations will have enough money to fund the exorbitant prices, here are my suggestions.

5. Carl Brutananadilewski Stadium

Name it after the greatest fan ever!

4. 18-1 Stadium

Giants fans should pool their money together (at least whats left over after buying the seat licenses) and buy the naming rights themselves. Hell, Jets fans were probably so pleased with the result they would want to join in on the action.

3. The Boss Stadium

Springsteen plays there so much, he should just buy the naming rights. Also then Kevin Boss would look that much cooler playing in “The Boss Stadium”

2. Halal Guys: 53rd and 6th Stadium

Seriously, these guys probably have more money than they know what to do with. I say, they should buy the naming rights and have only one food cart in the entire stadium.

1. New York Giants Stadium

The Giants should really buy the naming rights so that Jets fans can continue the agony of knowing that they play at Giants Stadium.

Thats more like it