Ciroc Obama

Diddy is able to express the things that we’ve all been feeling.

Like…

“ALASKA!?! Alaska?! Alaska?! C’mon man!”

“What in the Hell? Alaska!?”

“Yo. You would let her keep your kids?”

And…

“Alaska mothahfuckah?!”

One Reason why the Daily Show Rules

This is a billboard they put up in the Twin Cities in Minnesota where the RNC will be in a weeks time. Amazing.

Unseen Michael Phelps Footage

The Chinese media obviously finally released this footage of champion Michael Phelps. What you are about to see will put doubt into your mind of Michael Phelps’ championship demeanor. Heh.

Everyone’s a little bit racist…

So last week a story broke of the Spanish soccer team making “slit-eyes” in a picture. Now this happened. Congratulations to the Argentine Women’s soccer team and the spanish tennis team. You too are equally stupid.

Argentine Insensitivity

More Spanish Insensitivity

Gordon Ramsey (Age 7)

F**kin unbelievable

Spainards being unknowingly insensitive

Apparently, the Spanish Olympic basketball team is kinda racist. Making slanty eyes might have been funny when you were 6 and really didn’t know that you were being insensitive. But to do it when you are an adult, , IN FRONT OF A CAMERA, and then to have that picture be published! Way to go Spain!

kinda racist

Top Dark Knight Spoofs

4. People trying to hard spoof

3. Lego Spoof

2. Kids Spoof

1. Deleted Scene Spoof

Shocked

I believe this was Jeremy Shockey’s reaction when the Giants won the Super Bowl, but then realized he wasnt playing. Good riddance.

Shockey'd

Sandwich and a Shake

Only in New York would this happen…

“From the entrance at 94½ Greenwich St., Cordato’s looks like a typical deli, serving sandwiches and pizza to the Downtown lunchtime crowd.

But an unmarked set of doors at the back of the deli open into a different world: In a narrow, dimly lit bar, sits a sparser, older crowd. On a recent afternoon the bar was quiet, but according to online forums and others, it comes alive after 5, when the bar fills with girls offering $10 lap dances.”

Deli?

The best part is the owner who is applying for a cabaret license, but yet says,

“There is no Dirty Mike’s…. Everybody gets the wrong impression.” He said people are confusing his bar with the Pussycat Lounge next-door, which is a well-known strip club.

What Strip Club? I dont see no strip club? You must have us confused? So can i get that license?

http://www.downtownexpress.com/de_271/neighborssuspect.html

Will It Blend? IPhone Style.

He could have just given it to me!!